GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! One time when that winger went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. A